>Strange weird mother: “Hi, I’m Claire.” (looks at my nametag) “Oh, Miss Amanda. You must be faculty, then.”
Me: “Um, no I’m just a volunteer.”
Vicky Brown from WMB: “So, do you have a child in kindergarten?”
Me: “Um…what? Noooo no no no. I’m just a volunteer.”
Could it be, the reason that I was at the volunteer appreciation breakfast, is because I AM JUST A VOLUNTEER?