Things That Should Not Exist

– laces on children’s boots

– mittens that are not waterproof

– boots that are not waterproof (see: Uggs)

– liners inside children’s boots

– scarves for children that require tying

– mittens for children that have that flippy open part on the top that exposes fingers

– snow pants with buttons and zippers along the bottom of the leg

– snow pants that have snaps around the waist

– children’s coats with two-way zippers

– hats for children that have visors that flop down into eyes

– outdoor recesses in the wintertime

– cats, probably

Photo (Flickr CC) by Oliver Mueller