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Weird Junk 6

Squeezy Baby

By Amanda @AmandaMBast · On March 24, 2009


This morning I thought I saw a large iguana-type thing on the other side of the chain link fence. I had visions of the massive reptilian eating the dog and me alive, so I weighed my options: go and save the dog, or run from the big stripey iguana and leave Sass to defend her poor little self. As my brain thought about fighting or flighting, my eyes came to the realization that I was actually looking at a cat. A nice furry cat.

I am very close to graduation and the “real world” and I think it’s starting to get to me.

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6 Comments

  • Luke says: March 26, 2009 at 1:25 am

    >the real world is spooky. do yourself a favour and don’t join it.

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  • Kristi says: March 26, 2009 at 2:22 am

    >I’m not sure teacher’s college is “the real world”. But I’ve never been. Let me know. Or someone can back me up on this.

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  • Mandie says: March 26, 2009 at 2:35 am

    >Well, teacher’s college isn’t 100% yet, so there is still the possibility of encountering the real world…plus the university sent me an email saying “Dear Amanda, the “real world” is coming…” complete with ellipses, so I figure that has to mean something. Dot dot dot.

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  • Annie says: March 26, 2009 at 2:48 am

    >Why has no one commented on the best part of this post, THE TITLE??!SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY BABY!!!

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  • Mandie says: March 26, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    >just for you, Annie!

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  • Kristi says: March 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    >The university wants to scare you into believing that the real world is worse than being in university. They’re very good at it. They got to me. That’s why I’m going to keep going. Forever.PS My word verification is “firri”

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