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Weird Junk 2

my mother is the wisest person I know

By Amanda @AmandaMBast · On February 28, 2008


>Mom: “It doesn’t matter what Oprah gives away, people would still cheer and have tears in their eyes. I’m giving you RAT POISON!!! WITH A SIDE OF SYPHILIS!!!”

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2 Comments

  • Annie says: February 28, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    >hahahhahha!!!! I AGREE! I swear… those guests on her show get liquored up before taping.

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  • Laura says: February 29, 2008 at 4:21 am

    >Ah, Oprah. Who doesn’t have a love/hate relationship with her?

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